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Meet the N1's Grand Pricks
By Havoc (Punk)

Okay, as we start our heroes are.... Hell, first you have to sit through a sappy cutscene where we see why Chaud is such a jerk. It seems he wasn't hugged enough as a kid. Aww... such a pity. Anyway, on to the Action! Wait, I guess not. First it seems before all this, you gotta go find your friends. First got to Mayl's Homepage and talk to her. Looks like she can't go, can she. Next go to Yai's homepage. Wow, what a coincedence, she can't go either. Noticing a pattern here? Then go to Dex's Homepage. Talk to the program, and find that he's out at the water heater in Yoka 1. Maybe he can go..... nope. He's do busy sweating. What a lousy excuse that one is. Well, now that you have the Beach Cybermetro pass, what shall we do? You may think to use it, but if you want to dominate with a merciless iron fist you shall go to Higsby's chip shop and spend all you zenny on strong powerful chips to rip your opponents up and feed them to the dogs! THE DARKLORD DECREE'S IT AND SO IT IS DONE!!!!!! Oh.... sorry about that. I get a little worked up when it comes to total domination of foes. Anyway, once you have a folder that will smash all of your opponents into little tiny crumbs, it's time to use the Beach pass.

Go to the nearest Cybermetro, and say to go to Beach area. Once there, it is time engage in the following of a yellow trail.... sort of like the yellow brick road in the Wizard of Oz. Such Frolicking makes me sick. The only action that movie has is when Dorothy pours the water on the Wicked Bi...Witch of the West. I laughed my head off there. Anyway, once you have frolicked down the yellow trail *shudders* go down the stairs, head to the left, and look for some wires. If you don't have the compressor in the Navicust, do it now fatty. Although a properly trained Warlord navi such as I and Punk could jump that gap with ease. Once you get to the Square, go check the BBS and talk to the Yellow Navi from TV.

Rioting Netbattle Fans? WOOOHOOO, it's owning time.

Run around in Beach 1, and you eventually find the poor sap who doesn't know who he's messing with. What? A stupid Virus Bomb! Anyway, their's more navis to find and destroy. Runa round some more, zoom past Gutsman, and find the next target. Damn, another Virus bomb. What kinda crappy Rioters are these people. So after that run around the long way through the conveyor's and find another Netopian on the Orange road. Wow.... a virus bomb. Que surpise. Sad and depressed from all the crappy rioters, head to the middle Section in Beach Area 1. Looks like a 3 on 1 battle. That's the way I like it! What.... Chaud and Dex are here to help me? Why those lil... dangit, looks like no worthy opponents here.

Okay, unfulfilled, jack out and talk to your mommy. Seems like your supposed to be her errand boy bitch again. Well, anyway go to Scilab and talk to some people. Eventually, you'll get the PET case. I wonder why you'd need something hard for your PET. Hmmm.... Is that foreshadowing I smell. Ooops, nope. Looks like i burnt my pizza. Damn.

Anyway, go home and go to sleep, and dream about how your unfulfilled day could have been better. Rise and shine, slacker. The N1 is today, and you need to go there to FINALLY ENJOY TOTAL DOMINATION AND SWEET SWEET VICTORY!! Anyway, go to Beach street and go down the street to the TV station. Go talk to all the people. Seems some arrogant kid want's to beat you with his "skills". Looks like it's time to show him and his little "skills" how they fare against us. Wow, what a sissy. His Navi can't even attack or defend for itself. And he thinks he's good? Anyway, after you defeat Kingman, go onto the stage and watch all the other cannon fodder get introduced.

Now it's off to Hades Island. Sounds like a REAL Battleground we got here! Take the boat there, and wait a minute. They changed our Total Domination folder! How dare they! Damn, looks like we just have to rely on our kick-ass battling skills.Well, go to the right and onto the wires, find the regular ground, follow it to the conveyor belt, run left, then up, then over the wires to find.... the HadesKey. Wow. Who names this stuff, anyway Well, after that, jack out, jack back on, and run down the stairs and take the set of wires, follow the trail around, until you get to a Barrier. Hmmm... looks like that HadesKey comes in useful. Well, take the set of wires down, and find.... A BlkBomb1! At last another peice of data at which you can crush your meager foes mercilessly! But what exactly is a "Blk" bomb...? Is it a Bulk bomb? A BareLyKilleable bomb? Hmmm.... oh. Oops. Turns out it's the black bomb. I still like BareLyKillable bomb though. Anyway, run straight up the wires, and find the VictData! Looks like it's time to see which sissy's get eliminated. Hmmm... seems the guy in the weird costume stays. Seems the that pushy Toma kid stays, too. Hmmm... the black lady found it too. Wow, the sissy's get shot down a FIERY HOLE OF DOOM FOR THEIR INFIDELTY!!!!!!!

Well, not much time to stand and rejoice.... you have to pick a doorway. No matter which one you choose, you must fight Tamako. So, depending on which style you are, you will probably choose a different one. I'd save right now, and examine your fighting arena choices.

But, after the battle, you have 3 minutes to find someone with a folder you want. Cut the Jibba-jabba Foo! Run completely outside, and up the mountain. There stands folderboy, and with this cheatsheet you can easily win his folder.
Question 1: 1001 of water.
Question 2: Zoo Boss
Question 3: Yasu
Question 4: Aquaguts
Question 5: Cannball.
Now, you gotta run back through the passage you came, and see who all made it to the quarterfinals. Well, lets see. Dex, Chaud, Toma, Q, Raoul, Sama..... Yai? How the heck did she win? Well, anyway, now it's time to show your true strength and crush gutsman like an aluminum can. Fun Fun Fun!

Anyway, after that easy battle, you see Yai and that Weird Guy...Q's battle. Seems he plays dirty. Well, go back to the Beach and Talk to Tamako. Seems she wants to fight again. Well, she's at the same level... and you've got your folder back. Hell Yeah! It's Domination Time! Well, after that, it's you vs. Tora. Wow, you gotta fight the wuss again. And this time he uses even more cheap tricks. Well, after you beat him, you see he's not quite as much of a jerk as you thought he was. Still a jerk, but not near as much off a jerk.

Now, go see Chaud and Q's battle.... Hmmm, No wonder Q has an Advantage. He's Sunayama. And a WWW agent. I swear, anyone can be a WWW agent these days for 10 bucks. Anyway, they run up to the editing room. Since Chaud seems to be in quite a predicament, you follow after them to get front row seats. Looks like Chaud is about to hand over his PET, when suddenly, you get an idea. You decide to intervene and give Sunayama your PET. Right to the head. Hell Yeah! Now, it seem's it's battle time.

Wow... another sissy. What's with all the dang Navi's that hide behind stuff. Anyway, Once you defeat him, It's time for the Next chapter. And I must leave you. May the force be with you.







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