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Jeremy: Hmmm.... where did Stuart go?
Matt: Quiet. Must Lode Runner.
Nij: *whispering* I swear, that guy is way to obsessed with games. And movies. And Dr. Pepper.
Jeremy: *Yelling at the top of his lungs* I GUESS WE WOULDN'T WANT TO DISTURB MATT, WOULD WE NOW!
Matt: That's it, I died! Heads will roll!
Stuart: Shut up over there! I need to total concentration!
Johnny: Not him too...
Matt: *chasing after Jeremy* YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INTERRUPTION!!
Jeremy: Why don't you go run your lode again. Your nice and peaceful when you do that.
Matt: No way, I already died in Lode Runner. Time to Bond now!
Matt: Not that way, you sickos. James bond! They have the "The Spy who loved the man with the Golden Octopussy who came from Russia with Goldfingers" Film festival on!
Jeremy: Phew. I thought he was gonna go all... yeah... Anyway, scoot over man, I can never resist a good Bond!
David: has anyone noticed it's quieter than usual in here?
Sam: Well, I hadn't until just now. It is quiet in here.
Cyros: Yeah... wait, where's Moe and Jonathan?
Vidal: That is kind of odd. Wonder where they went.
Carlos: How come Moe and Jonathan aren't here?
Sam: We were just wondering that.
David: For some reason it seems... empty in here.
Carlos: I think that's just your head.
David: Say something like that again, and you may lack one entirely
Cyros: Hey, break it up. The issue here is about our distinct lack of two members.
Vidal: Well, it is sunday after all. Maybe they went to church.
Sam: They could have... if it was sunday. It's tuesday.
Vidal: Oh... well... uh... I knew that...
David: Where you guys been?
Moe: Oh, we went to see the Matinee of Car Wars: episode 2.
Jonathan: There's no way we would miss that.
Cyros: I heard it sucked, what did you guys think?
Jonathan: Oh, It was okay... the special effects sucked.
Moe: Yeah, it looked SOO fake in some places.
Sam: Might have to remember that.
David: That was... odd.
Sam: What, that they thought a movie had cheesy special effects?
David: No, that they saw a matinee on Tuesday, and the theatre doesn't open until 7 today.
Jeremy: Hey, Nij, did you remember to pay the cable bill?
Nij: Of course I did! Now, the water, electricity, and gas bills are a whole different story.
Shadowblade: So basically, we have cable, but we have no electricity to run the TV.
Nij: Don't forget water. We don't have any water either.
Stuart: Okay, Who turned off the water?
Nij: Well, duh! It was the water company.
Stuart: And why did they turn off our water?
Nij: Because I forgot to pay the bill, silly.
Jeremy: Geez! I can't shave now!
Matt: *still laughing* You? Shave? You should be a comedian!
Jeremy: I'll have you know I have all kinds of facial hair!
Nij: It only counts as facial hair if it's visible to the naked eye. Excuse, I gotta get a drink of water. That was a good one!
Matt: Must...watch...bond...must...watch...bond...!
Shadowblade: Well, looks like we better go find a way to get some money.
Jake: Maybe if we turn into our Robot forms, we can make some money.
Nij: I actually remember Matt saying something about his research on those things in between games of Starcraft and Diablo. He called them Nakkies or something... I don't remeber exactly what it was. *Kicking Matt* Yo, Bond boy, wake up!
Matt: Huh... oh, what do you want?
Jake: Did you find something out about our gloves and stuff?
Matt: Actually, I did. I had to DL a patch last night for Diablo, so I decided to research. Apparently they're a new kind of Robot Masters called "Navis" Their special because they can enter the internet through a process called "Jacking in." Then, they exit the net by a process called "Jacking out." Our gloves are a prototype of the Navi technology, which allows us to Go from Human to Navi and back. The gloves cybernetically link themselves into our bodies by way of wires, so we can transform by uttering the phrase "Jack In" or "Jack Out." Apparently they were stolen from Some governmental place and they contain super strong navis. It hinted at the fact that they had other powers as well.
Jake: How do you know all this stuff?
Matt: I read the script. How else was I supposed to research something I had no information on.
Jeremy: You actually read that thing? I just skim through and find the important words. You know, like "Chicks" and "Bikini babes."
Matt: *sighs* Am I the only one around here that does stuff like we're supposed to?
Jeremy: Who cares, lets just transform and go get some money.
Punk: hehehe! Let's go loot some places!
Flashman: not a bad idea. I wonder what all I can do?
Beastman: I know how we can find out. To the guide!
Flashman: So, I can control lights...
Punk: I can destroy stuff!
Beastman: I can slash stuff. Like peoples tires!
Desertman: I can do this! *Forms his body into a monkey and eats a bannana*
Flameman: Fire! Fire! hehehehe!
Plantman: I can control Nature!
Bubbleman: I am the Scuba Hamster of Death!!!!!!
Punk: Right.... anyway, let's go get some money.
Cyros: Is it just me, or is louder than usual right now.
Sam: No, pretty sure it's not just you.
David: Net Guardians, Assemble!
Vidal: Hmmm... this seems like the work of the Acid Hackers.
Carlos: How can you tell?
Vidal: It's in the script! Doesn't anyone ever read that thing?
Cyros: Maybe we should find someone to see if they've seen who started this.
Sam: hey, Mr. Fireman! Yoo Hoo!
Vidal: Umm, Mr. Paramedic sir! Can you hear me! Over here!
Carlos: Maybe we should just go back. I don't think anyone saw the Acid Hackers do it.
Sam: Dang, those guys caused alot of damage.
Moe: What did we do?
Jonathan: We did?
David: Well, of course we did. Do we by chance get any reward?
David: Oh... well, that's a good reward too... I guess.
Cyros: Cheap skates...
David: Well, let's get back to base.
Jeremy: Phew, that was some destruction raid!
Matt: I know! I never knew you could do that with a bottle of Cherry Coke and a guitar pick!
Jake: Few can withstand the call of the wild. Although, you would have thought at least ONE guy out of the whole Riot Squad could have done it.
Nij: I'd never seen so many FBI agents in my whole life!
Shadowblade: And did you see the Fighter jets? Those things were tight!
Johnny: And I never knew that you could start a chain reaction that big... I mean, 5 cars was normal, but then when it spread to the buildings. That was raw!
Jeremy: And look at all this loot we have! *patting a canvas bag with a dollar sign on it*
Jake: ...you do realize that this won't help us get our electricity back.
Nij: Or the water and gas, for that matter.
Jeremy: Dang... well, at least it was fun.
Matt: Why do I have the sudden urge to explain some stupid moral that we learned today?
Jeremy: I dunno. The only urge I have is to Mountain Dew till I puke.
Nij: Well, until Jeremy empties his stomach in the second-worst way possible--
Jeremy: Second-worst?
Nij: Er, yeah.
Jeremy: What's the worst?
Nij: You don't want to know.
Jeremy: Ah.
Nij: Until Jeremy empties his stomach in the second-worst way possible, we are: THE MECHANICAL...! Oh, screw it. Just end this stupid thing.